Posts Tagged ‘silliness’

Joke as told by a five year old.

Saturday, July 28th, 2007

q: Why don’t the circus lions eat the clowns?

a: Because they taste funny.

Hungry? Have 2 cell phones? Here’s how to cook an egg

Monday, February 6th, 2006

Here’s a scary way to cook an egg using 2 cell phones, and a radio from the Wymsey Weekend Guide to Mobile Cooking.

Too much time on their hands.

What element am I?

Thursday, April 7th, 2005
Zn… Zinc
You scored 20 Mass, 32 Electronegativity, 76 Metal, and 20 Radioactivity!
You have a strong sense of the communal good and you aren’t too
demanding. You know better than to mess with the powers that be. You
value being surronded by the right people, but don’t care too much
about what people beyond your group think of you. You are also the last
element to be mentioned in every vitamin commercial, and have gained
recognition throughout the 50+ community as the very symbol of
“completeness.” Hmm, you might be good at taking care of sick people,
but that might be hogwash too.
My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 6% on Mass
You scored higher than 53% on Electroneg
You scored higher than 90% on Metal
You scored higher than 81% on Radioactivity
Link: The Which Chemical Element Am I Test written by effataigus on Ok Cupid